So much television. So little time.

tyleroakley:

fishingboatproceeds:

tyleroakley:

thelocalpaedo:

lizlet:

moderation:

fatmanatee:

dream job

dream look

dream name

dream man

dream everything

The conversation I imagine between Jackson Galaxy and his hairdresser:

“I would like my hair to begin at the top of my ears, then a break at the bottom of the ears, then I would like my hair to begin again just below my bottom lip.”

“And the mustache, sir?”

“Yes, I’d like it to be a thin, sculpted eyebrow of a mustache, if possible.”

“That shouldn’t be a problem, sir.”

Literally just cackled while reading this. Flawless.

I second that cackle.

(Source: cordjefferson)